Very Definitely Maybe

Ganked from rainbow_goddess

-BOLD the ones you ARE.
-ADD stereotypes that you've heard but aren't here.
-PICK the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the SUBJECT when you re-post this.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I DON’T HAVE a political party so I MUST not be passionate about my beliefs.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be an INCESTUOUS inbred.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Used to. And I was.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be immoral.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (actually, that one is somewhat true for me)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
I'm white and I DON'T LIKE Obama, so I MUST be racist.
I go to PRIDE so I MUST be GAY, LESBIAN or BI.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PARENT, so I MUST be selfish and uncaring.
I DON'T SMILE all the time, so I MUST be unhappy.
I'm PAGAN so I must be wiccan.
I'm BISEXUAL so I must be either greedy or confused.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be a snob.
I have a college degree so I must look down on those who don't.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be a racist.
I love CATS, so I must be a CRAZY CAT LADY who never washes and will never have a boyfriend (or girlfriend) or get married.
I don't like to go to PARTIES, so there must be something wrong with me.
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I must be stupid.
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I must be someone who just wants an excuse to be rude and get away with it.
I'm FEMALE, so I must know absolutely nothing about computers.
I'm POOR, so I must be lazy.
I vote NDP, so I must hate big business, want to raise taxes, and want unions to run the province.
I'm against the CARBON TAX, so I must hate the ENVIRONMENT.
I have DIABETES, so I must be fat and lazy.
I think WELFARE RATES should be raised, and indexed to inflation, so I must want to reward people for sitting on their asses all day and not working.
I like reading GRAPHIC NOVELS, therefore I must always be lacking in personal hygiene.
I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY, so I must be an IDIOT.
I like TATTOOS, so I must be TRASHY.